Pamper Me!

You're given unlimited funds to plan one day full of any and all luxuries you normally can't afford. Tell us about your extravagant day with as much detail as possible.

Okay--Here is why I need my friend Carol to be in charge.

Here's what I thought---
I would fly myself up to Washington and have a day of pampering with my dear friend Carol. We would go and get pedicures, manicures, facials, massages, and we'd get our hair and make up done. All by the best the area has to offer.
Then I thought--That won't work. I can't fly up to see Carol and only stay one day! Oh dear!

Then I talked to Carol on the phone and she informed me that I needed to do all those things and then go shopping and buy about a million dollars in gift cards to any and all places we might like to shop or that offers services I might need. That's a million dollars each--Not in total. Hey! They said unlimited funds!
Maybe I'll even buy me a house. Oh Heck! Two houses! One here in Reno and the other in Washington. Maybe we'll actually have to put off the pedicures and such till another day. I've got to much shopping to do! 

Now my friend Carol knows how to take advantage of an opportunity! And I was going to get pedicures for two! Oh please!

P.S.---This picture makes me think of the heavy duty tools that may be necessary to get my poor old feet really in good shape. An old friend of mine used to tell me that she went after hers with an electric sander and I was appalled. Today, I think I'd try it if I didn't have neuropathy in my feet. If I did that as it stands, I may sand down to the bone before I woke up to what I was doing.